Is anyone up for sex?

wow cool with veggies

Can you take a small cucumber to work in the morning, tenderize it all day in your warm pussy juices and finally let me eat it straight from storage when you arrive home? Marinated cucumber would be delicious and the serving dish lickable afterwards, and so tasty.

Did you cut ridges into it? And I hope you cut it up and put it in your salad when you were done with it.

Scorpio52 objects to his mother displaying photos of how he was conceived, you silly sausage you, thats a cucumber shes using in these photos, DUH.

BORING!!! Poor

Was it good in a salad afterwards?

Would she like to try a Floridian